New jail may leave penguins in the cold
Public safety or pool tables for teenagers? Does this make more sense than anything you’ve heard from an elected official since Dan Quayle said a mind is a terrible thing to waste? The Dane County...
View Article‘It is racist to attack affirmative action’
UW Law School mandates DEI ‘re-orientation’! You come here thinking like a lawyer and you will leave with a head full of mush.’ — What professor Kingsfield might say today. Never thought the Policy...
View ArticleSlip sliding away
Are we living in an A&E reality show? The b&w Philco here at the Stately Manor flickers with a cable TV series out of Canada showing tow truckers pulling big rigs out of the ditch, set to...
View ArticleWe’re desperate for a win
Lowering expectations to the vanishing point! The world’s greatest democracy seems doomed to endure an entire year of Groundhog Days by nominating super-annuated, increasingly disreputable, and...
View ArticleAwaiting that midnight knock on the door
Tell my story to the world! “I didn’t get a harrumph out of that guy,” Governor Lepetomane complained, pointing off camera in Blazing Saddles. We get party discipline, but it used to be that the...
View ArticleWe’re headed for another January 6
When Trump leads us to yet another defeat! Donald Trump may very well win the Republican nomination in Milwaukee this July but he cannot beat Joe Biden in November. Hellz bellz, he already lost to the...
View ArticleS.O.S. Tommy Thompson!
An open letter to the former governor: Hey boss, we need you again. More Wisconsin Republicans than you can know are turning their lonely eyes to you. We need that profile in courage you showed when I...
View ArticleThe war vs. Woke continues in WI
on land stolen from the Ho-Chunk! Jeff Weigand, the only conservative on the 37-member Dane County Board issues this alert: We have a jam-packed agenda for our meeting this Thursday February 1. Here...
View ArticleNo more kissing babies!
Throw some cheese on them! It may seem like that know-it-all Blaska has an opinion on everything but sharp-eyed Platinum+ subscribers will notice he has yet to weigh in on European football, the...
View ArticleThe great Oz has spoken!
Pay more attention to those 4 women in black robes! The Wisconsin Supreme Court wants gadfly Dean Phillips on the Democrats’ presidential primary ballot for April 2 even if Joe Biden’s party does not....
View ArticleThe old sing the best songs of life
and serve beer to their horses! For three and one-half years, President Biden has been a) ignoring the Mexican border or b) telling America (like Kevin Bacon in the political allegory Animal House)...
View ArticleHaley would beat Biden big in Wisconsin
— by 16 points, whereas Trump only ties Biden! A new Marquette Law School Poll of Wisconsin voters finds a tie between Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump. Each are supported by 49% of...
View ArticleOld Joe Biden is finished
Will other dominoes fall? What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. Mr. Ecclesiastes got it wrong. What precedent is there for politics in...
View ArticleTrump worshiper wants to ‘drop a dump’ on Blaska’s head
embodying his man’s propensity to threaten rather than persuade! Nikki Haley has requested Secret Service protection while her husband fights for America abroad and she fights for America on our...
View ArticleThe buzzards are circling Joe Biden
Democrats know how to win! Some fear if they don’t speak up, people will think them cognitively disabled. Joe Biden last week took Mark Twain’s advice, spoke and removed all doubt. The president of...
View ArticleHow about a little taxpayer ‘equity’?
Bill comes due for free-spending Madison! Vince Lombardi, witnessing a lackluster football practice, barked, “What the hell is going on out there?!” Saddled with the expansion New York Mets, the ol’...
View ArticleDemocrats do NOT want fair maps
They want their gerrymander! (and their MTV!) Memo to Madison progressives: Don’t toss those yard signs just yet! The ones reading “This Time, Fair Maps.” Wisconsin Republicans did the math and it came...
View ArticleWisconsin is full of RINOs
And we are fighting back! At parochial school in Sun Prairie WI during the late 1950s, the Weekly Catholic Reader carried a graphic feature portraying bad times in 1930s Italy. In one frame, an Italian...
View ArticlePast WI GOP chairman says ‘never again’ to Trump
We lost WI in 2020; he doesn’t want to lose it again! Republicans who think they can purge their way to victory would call Andrew Hitt a RINO because he is Never Again Trump. Mr. Hitt chaired the...
View ArticleAbout those Super Bowl shootings in KC
Can we call a thug a thug? Unlettered Field Hand: Whachoo pissed off about today, oh noble Head Groundskeeper? Blaska: An editorial in the Wisconsin State Journal this morning. Field Hand: But isn’t...
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